Whiners

Lets take a step back.
and Quit whining.

Its not that I haven't blogged in forty years.

I changed my blog.


HelloHeatherlynn.blogspot.com

I blog regularly there.

so everyone.. Calm down.

I luhhh you all.

Ps. Isn't today so great?

Retraction

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for my previous post. I realize now how inconsiderate it was for me to complain about having a class at 7:45 in the morning.

Especially when Bret has a class at 9:00 in the morning. Twice a week. Poor kid.

Once again I apologize.

Funny Funny

Want to hear something funny?

Fine I'll tell you..

I signed up for my summer semester classes today..

(I'm a procrastinater.. I know!)

I'm not taking that many classes.

Just two first block, and one second block...

First block I'm taking continued Nutrition, and Introduction to Nursing.

Introduction to Nursing is Monday and Wednesday from 9am-10:40am

Nutrition is Tuesday and Thursday...

From 7:45AM-10:15AM.

Isn't that funny??

For those of you who know me.. You know I'm not a morning person.. And also for those of you who know me, you know that I take the bus to school.. That means in order to get to my funny 7:45AM class on time I need to be at the bus stop at five to seven..

Thats 6:55 in the morning!!

I'm An IDIOT!!

isn't that funny? I don't know why I did it.. But now I'm sure laughing. Oh how FUNNY!!

So.. that means on MONDAYS and WEDNESDAYS.. don't ask me to hang out.. Don't invite me to do something.. and don't call me past 9pm. I'll be in bed. Because my bff Sleep and I? Well first block is going to be a rough spot for us.. How funny!

DEAR SCHOOL... you are so FUnny!

Remember when....

we decided to have madi's day out..
and we did whatever she wanted to do..
like go to wallsburg and play in the park..
and then go get Kong Kones...
then madi and annie turned on eachother...
then madi turned on cassidy...
then madi and annie attacked the camry...?
No? You don't remember?
Let me remind you.
It went kind of like this...

THE BEGINNING


Madi attacking cassidy?




The best part of this video is that Cass and I
are listening to such calming music in the car.

Camry... May he rest in peace..

Loser Magnet?

So when you're dating, people are always discussing "types".


"He's not my type"


"My type is tall dark and handsome"


"Their types just don't work together"





So... whats MY type?

Douche Bags.

And No, its not that I like all these guys. But they seem to be the only ones attracted to me. (ie, Draco Malfoy. Super D.) Seriously though. All last semester, every guy who asked for my number turned out to be either A.) a polygamist. B.) Strange beyond belief. C.) A super big douche bag with a matching posse.

So is it true? Is Douche Bag my type? Because those are the guys I seem to end up with.

Dating is for the dogs.

Dear P. Rock-

Your dad once told you that you had many talents, he failed to mention that procrastination was one of them. I know that your mom always told you to exercise your talents, but procrastination leads to stress. So lets chat, procrastination? No bueno. You're too stressed. There is not enough time in the day. Head start club? Lets consider it.

Sincerely

H. Bomb

Thursdays never "fail"

Some things just make your day

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